Monday, August 18, 2008

Sports Report for 8/17/08

8/17/08 – Sports Report

MY Piccs
Baseball – 9-6 (63-33-66%)
Football – 1-1 (8-8-50%)

National Football League
In preseason games, Detroit def. Cincinnati 27-10. Tampa Bay def. New England 27-10.
Chad Johnson (CIN) hurt his shoulder on Sunday Night and had to leave the game.

National Basketball Association
Former 6 time NBA All star, Shawn Kemp has signed to play in Italy. Right now (8:46am), Team USA is up on Germany 53-29 at the half. I will have final results on tomorrow’s report.

Major League Baseball
In the American League, Cleveland def. The Angels 4-3. Baltimore def. Detroit 16-8. Melvin Mora hit 2 homers (19,20), Aubrey Huff hit a homer (26), and Luke Scott hit 2 homers (20,21) for Baltimore. The Yankees def. Kansas City 15-6. Mike Mussina got his 16th win of the year (16-7). Alex Rodriguez hit his 28th homer of the year and Jason Giambi hit his 24th of the year for the Yankees. Toronto def. Boston 15-4. Kevin Youkilis hit his 23rd homerun of the year for Boston. Minnesota def. Seattle 11-8. Glen Perkins got his 10th win of the year (10-3) and Joe Nathan got his 33rd save for Minnesota. For Seattle, Adrian Beltre hit his 20th homer of the year. MY WHITE SOX def. Oakland 13-1. Jermaine Dye hit his 29th homerun and Carlos Quentin hit his 34th homer of the year for MY WHITE SOX. Tampa Bay def. Texas 7-4. Carlos Pena hit his 25th homer of the year for Tampa Bay.

In the National League, Cincinnati def. St. Louis 7-3. For Cincinnati, Edinson Volquez got his 15th win of the year (15-5). Brandon Phillips hit his 20th homer of the year. San Francisco def. Atlanta 3-1. Tim Lincecum got his 13th win of the year (13-3) and Brian Wilson got his 33rd save of the year. The Cubs def. Florida 9-2. Ryan Dempster got his 14th win of the year (14-5). Colorado def. Washington 7-2. Aaron Cook got his 15th win of the year (15-8). Brad Hawpe hit his 21st homer of the year for the Rockies. The Mets def. Pittsburgh 4-0. Johan Santana pitched a shutout for the Mets (11-7). Houston def. Arizona 3-0. Jose Valverde got his 31st save for Houston as Roy Oswalt (11-8) out pitched Randy Johnson (10-9). The Dodgers def. Milwaukee 7-5. Manny Ramirez hit his 26th homer of the year and Andre Either hit two homers (14,15) for the Dodgers. For Milwaukee, Ryan Braun hit his 31st homer of the year. Mike Cameron hit his 21st homer of the year. Philadelphia def. San Diego 2-1. Pat Burrell hit his 29th homer of the year. Brad Lidge got his 30th save of the season for Philly.

Pro Wrestling
SummerSlam was in Indianapolis last night…
WWE SummerSlam PPV Results -

8/17/08
Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
Announcers: Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross & Tazz and Todd Grisham & Matt Striker
- The WWE promo hits.- A video package runs with a movie trailer theme featuring Batista, Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio. The package also focuses on the last 20 years of SummerSlam being the biggest blockbuster of the summer. We then see highlights of what is scheduled tonight including The Undertaker's return against Edge inside a Hell in a Cell.- A graphic opening hits welcoming us to SummerSlam. We go live to the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis where a huge display of pyro goes off in the entrance area. Jim Ross is the first to welcome us to the show. Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole also rundown the card tonight including Triple H vs. The Great Khali for the WWE Championship and CM Punk vs. JBL for the World Heavyweight Championship.
- Jeff Hardy's music hits to kick off the first match.
Jeff Hardy vs. MVP
The bell rings as Jeff Hardy takes off against MVP landing some right hands. MVP bails to the outside, Hardy chases him down, MVP leaps back inside the ring, MVP attempts a kick to the face, Hardy dodges, drags MVP out and throws him into the ring barricade. Hardy nails MVP's head off the ring and throws him back inside. Scoop slam by Hardy on MVP followed by a springboard leg drop. Cover by Hardy, but MVP gets a foot on the ropes. Hardy goes to work on MVP's arm. MVP gets to his feet and takes Hardy down with an arm drag. Hardy rolls through and keeps working on MVP's arm. MVP backs to the corner to break it up. MVP attempts a kick, but Hardy dodges it and gets some kicks in of his own. Big forearm by Hardy on MVP in the corner. Hardy irish whips MVP to the corner, Hardy charges and MVP levels him with a huge release overhead belly-to-belly suplex right into the corner! Cover by MVP and Hardy kicks out after two. MVP goes to work on Hardy's neck after taking him out with the big belly-to-belly suplex.MVP then turns this over into a camel clutch. MVP yells at the referee to ask Hardy if he gives up. MVP lands a few shots to the face. Hardy tries to fight out and MVP keeps him grounded applying a boston crab. Hardy gets to the bottom rope to break it up. MVP with some kicks to the back on Hardy. Hardy rolls to the ring apron, attempts a springboard over the top rope, but MVP catches him with a big right hand. MVP then drops his weight over Hardy's body as the fans boo. MVP with a cover, but Hardy again kicks out. MVP puts Hardy in a tree of woe in the corner. MVP grabs Hardy by the head and slams it off the mat. Another cover by MVP and Hardy again kicks out. MVP lifts Hardy to his shoulder, Hardy fights off and takes out MVP with a neckbreaker. Hardy with a big kick to the sternum on MVP, but misses his double kick to the chest in the corner on MVP when MVP counters kicking Hardy back across the ring! MVP launches Hardy into the opposite corner. MVP charges, but Hardy takes off and levels MVP with a big takedown.Hardy with a side russian leg sweep on MVP and a double-leg pin attempt. MVP kicks out just barely after two. Hardy with some kicks to MVP in the corner. Hardy attempts his dropkick to the chest in the corner again, but MVP stands up and puts him on his shoulder. Hardy with a sunset flip, MVP counters and then Hardy takes out MVP with a Whisper in the Wind. Hardy is up top ready to hit the Swanton Bomb when Shelton Benjamin runs out. Hardy sees this and jumps taking out Benjamin. Hardy returns to the top turnbuckle, jumps, but MVP dodges a Swanton Bomb. MVP then recovers and kicks Hardy in the head. Cover by MVP and he gets the pinfall.
Winner: MVP
After the match, MVP heads up the entrance way celebrating his win. We see highlights of the match leading to the finish. Back live, MVP is still staring down Hardy from the top of the entrance area.
- Backstage, Maria is talking about the "Winner Takes All" match tonight with Mickie James and Kofi Kingston vs. Santino Marella and Beth Phoenix. Santino walks up and says he almost didn't recognize her since she has let herself go since they broke up. Santino talks about his new lady friend Beth and said the tabloids are going nuts over "Glamarella." Maria mentions Santino's unibrow. He thanks her and seems proud of it. Beth grabs Santino and says he is all hers as they leave.
- We have another text vote tonight asking, "Will Edge and Vickie divorce?"
Winner Takes All MatchWWE Intercontinental & Women's Championships on the line-Kofi Kingston & Mickie James (c's) vs. Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix
The bell rings and we start with Beth Phoenix and Mickie James. Lock up and Mickie gets a headlock. Beth counters a headlock takedown launching Mickie away. Beth takes out Mickie with an elbow to the face, misses a forearm and Mickie takes her out with a dropkick to the chest and then the face. Beth with a back suplex on Mickie. Tag to Santino and Mickie kicks him in the head. Mickie with a monkey flip on Santino. Tag to Kofi Kingston and Kofi takes out Santino with a big cross-body. Kingston with some dropkicks on Santino and then a big charge in the corner on Santino. Big uppercut by Kingston on Santino. Mickie then dropkicks Beth off the ring apron. Kingston teases he will springboard over the top rope to take out Santino on the outside, but Santino jumps into the arms of Beth and Kingston stops himself. Tag to Beth after Santino rakes the eye of Kingston. Beth kicks Kingston in the ribs and goes to work on his arm as she tags Santino back in. Snap suplex by Santino on Kingston. Santino applies a modified camel clutch and yells at Kingston calling him stupid.Kingston fires back with a big shoulder block and Beth gets a tag. Mickie gets a tag as wel and Mickie hits Beth with some forearms. Mickie with a big clothesline takedown on Beth. Mickie with another big takedown on Beth and Mickie dropkicks Santino off the ring apron. Mickie with a hurcanrana on Beth and then a Lou Thesz Press from the top rope. Santino breaks up the pinfall. Kingston charges and Santino pulls down the ropes. Mickie then takes out Santino with a big tornado DDT. Beth with a shot from behind on Mickie and then Beth picks up Mickie driving her face to the mat. Beth covers Mickie and gets the pinfall.
Winners & NEW WWE Intercontinental & Women's Champions: Santino Marella (Intercontinental) and Beth Phoenix (Women's)
After the match, Beth Phoenix slaps Santino around to wake him up as she hands him the Intercontinental Title. He can't believe it and starts celebrating. Santino then starts kissing his belt as Beth celebrates with her Women's Title. Santino then goes up on Beth's shoulders as they continue to celebrate. We then see highlights of the match leading to the finish. Back live, Santino is celebrating yelling, "I did it all by myself!" and then looks down at his title saying he missed it.
- A video package runs looking at Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels from The Great American Bash and the interview Michaels did on Raw where he announced he would come to SummerSlam to publicly announce his future in the WWE.
Shawn Michaels Announcement
Shawn Michaels makes his way out to the ring along with his wife Rebecca in hand. HBK enters the ring and grabs a mic. He said he first wanted to thank everyone who has supported his family during his difficult time. HBK wants to get right to it. He said he recently had an appointment with his doctors for a reevaluation of his eye. Due to complications with his eye and other injuries he has had with his knee and back, it was recommended that he walk away from the ring. The fans boo loudly. HBK said the doctor left the decision up to him and he said after talking it over with his wife and family, he has decided to take the doctors advice and walk away. He said he has had a wonderful career and regrets nothing. HBK said he came to WWE in the late 1980s and the fans have allowed him to be what he has become today. He said he has also been known for other things like screwing Bret Hart, forming D-Generation X, the man who innovated the Ladder Match, the guy who lost his smile and the man who retired Ric Flair. HBK said he now has an opportunity to be known as something else - full-time husband and full-time father. He understands this won't be a popular decision, but knows it is the right one. HBK begins to thank the fans when Chris Jericho's music hits to cut him off.Chris Jericho walks out wearing a suit. Jericho stares down HBK as he walks slowly into the ring with a mic in hand. Jericho shakes his head and says no. He said he won't allow him to go out this way. Jericho said HBK is walking away from this business because of him and wants him to admit that right now. HBK said if Jericho had any decency he would get out of this ring right now. Jericho says no and won't leave until he admits he is walking away because of what Chris Jericho did to him. He wants him to never forget what he did to his eye forcing him to walk away. Jericho said HBK needs to admit that to himself and he deserves to hear it face-to-face. He said he wanted the last moment of his professional career to hear him say that Chris Jericho put him out for good. Jericho said all of his accomplishments mean nothing and his legacy will end because of Chris Jericho. HBK agrees and admits it. He said he will go home, sit his wife down, sit his kids down and tell them the reason daddy can't wrestle anymore is because of the actions of a selfish, worthless human being. He then asked Jericho to sit his wife and kids down and look them in the eye saying daddy will never, ever, be Shawn Michaels. A loud "HBK" chant starts up. HBK's wife Rebecca tells them to go. As HBK turns to leave, Jericho pulls him back, swings and catches HBK's wife with a punch instead. Rebecca falls to the mat and HBK attends to her. Jericho leaves the ring with a shocked look on his face as WWE officials hit the ring. They attend to Rebecca as HBK stares down Jericho with an angry look on his face. The medical staff eventually helps her to her feet as the fans clap. A few replays are shown of the punch. They zoom in on her face revealing a swollen lip from the punch.
ECW Championship MatchMark Henry (c) w/ Tony Atlas vs. Matt Hardy
They did ring introductions for the challenger Matt Hardy and the champion Mark Henry.The bell rings. Matt Hardy dodges a lock up and takes out Mark Henry with a big forearm. Henry fights back launching Hardy into the corner. Hardy dodges a splash and connects with a Twist of Fate! Hardy hooks the leg...1...2...Tony Atlas pulls Hardy out and launches him into the steel ring steps as the referee calls for the bell.
Winner via DQ: Matt Hardy
Winner & STILL ECW Champion: Mark Henry
Jeff Hardy then runs out and takes out Tony Atlas with a Swanton Bomb. Mark Henry runs back out and takes out Jeff. Matt gets involved and The Hardys give Henry a double suplex on the outside. The Hardys return to the ring and celebrate as the fans cheer. Mark Henry and Tony Atlas head to the back with Atlas favoring his chest in pain.
- Lawler and Cole plug the text vote again asking if Edge and Vickie will divorce.
- We see a shot of World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk warming up backstage.- A video package runs highlighting CM Punk's reign as World Heavyweight Champion and JBL standing in his way in trying to take the title away.
World Heavyweight Championship MatchCM Punk (c) vs. JBL
They did ring introductions for the challenger JBL and the champion CM Punk.The bell rings and JBL and Punk lock up. JBL backs Punk to the corner and the referee breaks it up. The referee pushes JBL back. JBL then steps forward with a knee to the gut and then a headlock on Punk taking the action near the mat. JBL with a big shoulder block on Punk. Punk with some kicks to JBL followed by a big forearm takedown. Punk with a dropkick that sends JBL out of the ring through the ropes. Punk with a suicide dive through the ropes taking out JBL on the outside! Punk tosses JBL back in the ring, goes to the top turnbuckle, jumps, hits a cross-body and JBL quickly kicks out. Punk comes off the ropes and JBL catches him with a big shoulder block. JBL with some big right hands on Punk in the corner. Punk catches JBL with a boot in the corner. Punk is back up top when JBL cuts him off with a shot to the back. JBL grabs Punk and connects with a fallaway slam from the top rope! Hook of the leg by JBL and Punk kicks out after two. JBL with a shot to the back. Punk sits back up and JBL gives him another shot to the back.Punk gets to his feet and JBL levels him with a big right hand. JBL with an irish whip to the corner on Punk. JBL then applies a modified bearhug trying to weaken Punk. Punk attempts a few elbows to break free. Punk breaks free and lands a few kicks on JBL. JBL with a big boot on Punk from the corner. JBL follows that up with another boot to the head on the ground, hook of the leg and Punk kicks out. JBL with a forearm to the back on Punk followed by a quick back suplex. Another cover by JBL and Punk again kicks out. JBL with an abdominal stretch on Punk. Punk with a hip toss on JBL to break up the abdominal stretch. Punk with a high knee to the head on JBL followed by a bulldog from the corner. Punk attempts a GTS, but JBL counters off and levels Punk with a big clothesline. JBL drops a few elbows over Punk, covers and Punk kicks out. Punk and JBL exchange punches. Punk with some slaps and then a kick to the head on JBL. Cover by Punk and JBL kicks out. Punk with a springboard, but JBL catches him and connects with a powerslam that results in a two count.JBL argues with the referee that it was a three count. JBL raises his arm and gets booed. JBL goes for the Clothesline From Hell when Punk counters with a dropkick to the face. Punk with another high knee in the corner, attempts another bulldog, JBL counters and places Punk back up on the top turnbuckle. JBL lands numerous forearm shots to the back on Punk. JBL climbs up with Punk and connects with a big back suplex off the top! The back of Punk's head is busted open after colliding with JBL's head earlier. Punk counters a clothesline attempt from JBL and connects with the GTS! Punk covers JBL and gets the pinfall.
Winner & STILL World Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk
After the match, Jerry Lawler does another JR impression yelling, "Punk Wins! Punk Wins! Punk Wins!" Michael Cole said we should get used to Lawler saying that as Punk has once again proved JBL wrong. CM Punk is handed the World Heavyweight Title and celebrates with it as the fans cheer. We then see highlights of the match leading to the finish. Back live, Punk has the World Title over his shoulder and smiles. Punk yells, "I'm coming home!" in reference to Raw being in Chicago tomorrow night.
- Backstage, we see a shot of The Great Khali warming up.
- A video package airs of the events leading into tonight's WWE Championship match between champion Triple H and challenger The Great Khali.
WWE Championship MatchTriple H (c) vs. The Great Khali
They did ring introductions for the challenger The Great Khali and the champion Triple H.The bell rings and Triple H and The Great Khali have a stare down. Khali shoves Triple H away. Triple H comes back with a few right hands. Triple H keeps the right hands up dodging shots from Khali. Triple H attempts a Pedigree early on, but Khali fights out, slaps his arms around the neck of Triple H, lifts him up and slams him down. Khali taunts and the fans boo. Khali applies the Vice Grip on Triple H. Triple H gets in a few kicks to break it up and the connects with a chop block taking Khali to the ground. Khali rolls out of the ring and recovers near the announce tables when Triple H walks out towards him. Khali catches Triple H wtih a chop to the head leveling Triple H. Khali sends Triple H into the ring bell area and then sends Triple H back into the ring. Khali kicks Triple H in the corner and then follows that up with a few elbow shots. Triple H falls to the mat from the corner as Khali taunts some more. Khali with a clothesline leveling Triple H as the fans chant "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE" loudly. Khali with a pinfall standing over Triple H. Triple H kicks out. Khali then applies pressure to the shoulder of Triple H. Khali picks up Triple H on his shoulder and then slams him down with force. Khali with a leg drop on Triple H and Triple H barely gets a shoulder up. Khali goes back to work on the shoulder of Triple H. Triple H gets to his feet, lands a few shots to the chest of Khali and then some right hands to the head. Triple H with a knee to the face on Khali. Khali gets tied up in the ropes when he falls back. Triple H then charges at Khali and Khali gets a boot up to stop Triple H. Khali breaks free from the ropes, Triple H attempts a Pedigree, but Khali launches Triple H over his back over the top rope to the outside. Triple H then trips up Khali from the outside and drives his leg into the steel ring post. Triple h walks across the ring apron towards Khali and Khali slaps Triple H over the chest sending him to the ground right away. Triple H rolls back into the ring favor his chest.Khali comes back into the ring, Triple H charges and Khali gets another Vice Grip applied. Triple H with some body shots on Khali, but Khali won't let go. Khali keeps the Vice Grip applied when Triple H somehow breaks free. Khali launches Triple H into the corner. Triple H dodges a splash, kick to the gut, attempts a Pedigree and connects. Triple H turns Khali over, hooks the leg and gets the pinfall.
Winner & STILL WWE Champion: Triple H
After the match, we see highlights of the match leading to the finish. Back live, Triple H is holding the WWE Championship and celebrates in the corner with the crowd in attendance. Triple H throws the title over his shoulder and taunts once more holding the title over his head.
- A video package runs highlighting the events leading into tonight's match between John Cena and Batista.
John Cena vs. Batista
Big reaction for John Cena. Another big reaction for Batista, but sounded more mixed. The bell rings and Batista stalks Cena as Cena moves around. Lock up and Batista gets the headlock. Batista with a shoulder bock on Cena. Cena takes out Batista with a hip toss and gets booed. Crowd now sounds more pro-Batista. Cena now with a headlock on Batista. Cena with a shoulder block of his own, but Batista with a kick to the gut, attempts a Batista Bomb, Cena counters out, but Batista levels him with a big boot. Batista with a quick jackhammer on Cena, but Cena kicks out after two. Cena with a big suplex on Batista into a cover that results in a two count. Batista with a side slam on Cena, cover, but Cena again kicks out. Batista attempts another Batista Bomb, Cena counters into an FU attempt, but Batista counters out of that and connects with a chop block. Batista drops Cena's knee across his and then applies a Figure Four! The fans let out a few WOOOOOOOO's as Cena screams out in pain. Cena tries powering out, but is unable to. Cena begins reaching for the bottom rope and eventually gets it. Cena gets Batista up on his shoulders and launches him over the top rope to the outside. Cena falls back down and favors his knee after being in the Figure Four. Batista returns to the ring and Cena takes him out with two flying shoulder blocks. Cena with his turning powerbomb on Batista. Cena stands up and goes for the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Lots more booing than cheering. Cena connects, Batista is up, FU attempt, but Batista counters and hits Cena with a big boot. Both men are down. The referee gets to 6 and both men are up as Batista lifts up Cena and drives him into the corner. Irish whip to the opposite corner and another splash. Batista attempts this a third time, Cena gets an elbow up, but Batista comes right back with a huge spinebuster. Batista calls for the end shaking the ropes. Cena dodges a Batista Bomb, gets in a shot on Batista's knee and applies the STFU. Batista tries to break free, but Cena keeps the STFU locked in. Batista moves his body forward and gets to the ropes.Cena breaks the hold and waits for Batista to stand up. Cena gets Batista on his shoulders, but Batista counters pulling Cena back into what looks like a rear naked choke. Cena gets in a few elbows to Batista's chest breaking up the choke. Spear by Batista, cover and Cena barely gets a shoulder up after two. Batista favors his knee as he picks up Cena, but Cena counters flipping back and putting Batista up on his shoulder! Cena then connects with the FU on Batista and falls back. After a few seconds, Cena crawls over, hooks the leg, but Batista kicks out after two. Cena goes up to the top turnbuckle. Batista cuts him off with a few right hands jumping up with. The fans cheer when Batista connects and boo when Cena connects. Cena's punches are too much as Batista falls back to the mat. Cena attempts a leg drop in mid-air, but Batista catches him and counters into a powerbomb! Cover by Batista and Cena still finds a way to kick out. Batista with a huge kick to the face on Cena and connects with a Batista Bomb. Batista hooks the leg and gets the pinfall.
Winner: Batista
After the match, we see highlights of the match leading to the finish. Back live, both men are drained as Batista has his hand raised in the corner and John Cena is down still trying to recover. Batista leaves the ring and heads up the entrance area having his arm raised one more time by the referee.
- Yay, we have text vote results. 78% of the WWE fans think Edge and Vickie will get a divorce.
- Back live, the Hell in a Cell cage begins to lower around the ring.
- A video package airs highlighting the events between Edge and Vickie Guerrero leading to her reinstating The Undertaker.
Hell in a Cell MatchThe Undertaker vs. Edge
Edge kept up the psycho look on his face during his entrance and it looked great. Jim Ross noted it almost looked like he was looking forward to the match now. JR also noted there has been 15 Hell in a Cell matches in WWE history with Undertaker in 8 of them. Tonight is Edge's first Hell in a Cell.The referee locks the cage door and the bell rings. Undertaker approaches Edge, but Edge dodges it and gets in a few right hands. Taker pushes Edge away and then launches him to the corner. Edge comes back with some right hands, but Taker pushes him away and levels him with a huge big boot. Taker puts Edge back in the corner and connects with some rights and lefts. Taker throws Edge over the top rope and Edge hits the side of the cage. Taker follows, picks Edge up and throws his body against the side of the cage. Taker continues to throw Edge against the cage while he tries to recover on the ground. Taker with a few headbutts to Edge. Taker again drives Edge's face into the side of the cell structure as Edge screams out in pain. Taker then sends Edge shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Backstage, we see a shot of Vickie Guerrero and La Famila watching the match. Meanwhile, Taker puts Edge on the ring apron and drops a leg over his chest. Taker grabs the bottom part of the steel ring steps and slides them into the ring.Taker puts the steel steps up against the corner, grabs Edge, puts him on his shoulders, charges and drops him face first off the steps. Edge catches Taker with an elbow soon afterwards, sets the steps back up and then drives Taker into them. Edge with a baseball slide and spear combo on Taker right up against the steel steps. Edge leaves the ring and pulls a table out setting up against the cage. Edge returns to the ring, picks up the steel steps and hits Taker with them taking him out. Edge goes back outside and pulls out a second table. Edge sets this table up, returns to the ring and takes out Taker with a quick clothesline. Edge goes back outside and stacks the two tables on top of each other. Edge grabs Taker from the ring apron, attempts a suplex over the ropes, but Taker gets Edge ready for a chokeslam. Edge counters and drops Taker's head off the ropes. Edge pulls a steel chair out from under the ring and drives it into the neck of Taker. Edge hits the ring with the chair and hits Taker with it once more.Edge goes back outside and pulls a third table out. Edge puts the table in the ring and begins to set it up when he sees Taker getting up. Edge grabs the steel chair and hits Taker over the back with it yet again. Edge sets the table up, leaves the ring and pulls out a two ladders. Edge slides one of the ladders into the ring and hits Taker with some quick right hands. Edge levels Taker yet again with a steel chair shot to the head. Edge puts the steel chair on the table and then sets the ladder up near a corner. Taker gets up and Edge again takes him out with another steel chair shot. Edge picks up Taker and puts him over the table. Edge grabs the steel chair, climbs up the ladder, jumps off with the steel chair in hand and crashes over Taker through the table! Edge brings two more steel chairs into the ring and places one under Taker's head. Edge attempts a conchairto, but Taker sits up, chokes Edge, Edge fights out, but Taker levels Edge with a huge right hand. Taker tries to recover sitting up against the ladder in the corner.Edge stands up on the ring apron and Taker connects with a big boot sending Edge off the ring apron right into the side of the cage. Taker leaves the ring, grabs the steel steps and hits Edge right in the head with them. Taker picks up Edge, puts him on his shoulders, runs towards the steel ring post, but Edge jumps off and sends Taker face first into the post. Edge then backs up, runs, jumps off the steel steps, jumps at Taker and when this happens the two go crashing through the side of the cage breaking it down across the Smackdown announce table! Very cool spot. Taker grabs Edge and sends him face first off the announce table and then sends him back first into the ring barricade. Taker grabs a TV monitor, tries to hit Edge with it, Edge dodges it, kicks Taker, grabs another TV monitor and hits Taker with that. Edge with another shot using the TV monitor. Taker falls across the Raw announce table and begins to stand up when Edge jumps up on the Smackdown announce table, charges, spears Undertaker and they both crash through the ECW announce table breaking it in half!Edge and Taker are back up. The two exchange a few punches over the broken ECW announce table. Taker gets in some big lefts and rights. Taker grabs Edge and sends him back into the Hell in a Cell. Edge is in the ring first, grabs the ladder, Taker gets in and Edge takes him out with the ladder. We see another shot of La Famila backstage watching the match. Edge pulls a camera out from under the ring, cracks it over the head of Taker, hooks the leg, but Taker finds a way to kick out. Edge attempts a Spear, but Taker counters and hits a big chokeslam on Edge! Hook of the leg by Taker, but Edge somehow kicks out. Taker looks to hit the Last Ride when Edge drops down and low blows Taker. Edge with a big DDT on Taker, hook of the leg and Taker again kicks out. Taker sits up, punches Edge, kicks Edge and then gets him ready for the Last Ride. Taker turns around, lifts Edge up, Edge jumps off, goes off the ropes and catches Taker with a Spear! Cover by Edge and Taker kicks out yet again. Taker backs to the corner, Edge jumps up, gets in a few right hands, but Taker lifts up Edge and connects with the Last Ride! Hook of the leg...1...2...Edge kicks out and Taker can't believe it. Taker pulls the steel steps near them, grabs Edge, stands up top the steps, puts Edge on his shoulders, Edge falls back and brings Taker down with a neckbreaker over the steel steps. Edge with a pinfall attempt and Taker still kicks out. Tazz said both men must be spent by this point. Edge torks the arm of Taker, goes up top, attempts Old School, but Taker counters and crotches Edge on the top. Taker chokes Edge, looks down and chokeslams Edge off the top turnbuckle onto the two stacked tables at ringside! Edge crashes through both tables and is lifeless at ringside. Taker tosses Edge back in the ring and then catches Edge with a Spear of his own. Taker grabs the TV camera and cracks it over the head of Edge. Taker places a steel chair under the head of Edge. Taker grabs another steel chair and connects with the conchairto! Taker picks up a lifeless Edge, puts him on his shoulders and connects with the Tombstone Piledriver. Cover by Taker and he gets the pinfall as the fans count along.
Winner: The Undertaker
After the match, The Undertaker takes one knee and poses as we see a shot backstage of La Familia clapping in approval. Undertaker leaves the cell and walks up the entrance area. He stops, turns around and heads back to the cell. Undertaker gets back in the ring, grabs the ladder, sets it up near Edge, Undertaker picks up Edge, lifts him up in a powerbomb, puts Edge up over the ladder and Edge is lifeless sprawled across it. Undertaker leaves the ring, grabs another ladder and sets it up next to it. Undertaker pushes the referee aside, climbs up to the top of the ladder Edge is on with one foot on the other. Undertaker grabs Edge by the hair, taunts that it is over for Edge, yells that he is going to hell and then chokeslams him off the ladder onto the ring and Edge crashes through the ring making a giant hole. Undertaker then drops to both knees, poses and fire comes bursting up from under the ring through the hole made by Edge as the PPV goes off the air.

Now….onto the ROH….
RING OF HONOR
Frontier Fieldhouse August 16th, 2008

- 7:30 pm belltime
9807 Sayre Ave. Chicago Ridge, IL 60415
Preshow
1) Nate Bash and Ben Sailer and Egotistico Fantastico defeated The Ninjas and Jaguar Jackson
2) Alex "Sugarfoot" Payne defeats Hunter Matthews
Main Show
~ROH returns to Chicago Ridge November 22nd.
1) Kevin Steen defeats Kenny King with a Sharpshooter. ~Pelle Primeau comes out for the tag scramble alone. Pelle says Delirious has been missing all day. Daizee is out, and says everything Rhett has been saying is a lie, and that she should have said yes to Deliious. Jimmy Jacobs comes out and distracts Daizee. MsChif DDTs Daizee from behind. Jacobs says Delirious listens to him now. Delirious then comes out and attacks Pelle. Delirious is still wearing green for those wondering. "We want Briscoes" chant is up. Delirious totally squashes Pelle. Trik Davis and Mitch Franklin are out to replace the Delirious/Pelle duo.
2) Ruckus & Jigsaw defeat Jay & Mark Briscoe, Mitch Franklin & Trik Davis and Tweek & Dash Phoenix to win the Scramble when Jigsaw pins one of the Phoenix Twins following a Jig'N'Tonic/Top Rope Double Stomp. Only around 6-7 minutes, but really fun while it lasted. The Phoenix Twins looked good.
3) El Generico defeats Tyler Black with a brainbuster.
4) FIP World Championship: Erick Stevens defeats Chris Hero to retain the FIP World Championship at the 21 minute mark with a top rope powerslam. Hero controlled the entire match, but got caught out of no where. ~The Chicago return on November 22nd was announced as a PPV taping.
5) Bryan Danielson & Austin Aries defeat ROH World Champion Nigel McGuinness & Claudio Castagnoli. Good match but short. Dragon forced Nigel to submit to Cattle Mutilation. Title shot coming in Dragon's future. After the match Claudio attacked Dragon again. Claudio hit a Ricola Bomb and stomped a chair in to Danielson's head.
6) Larry Sweeney defeats Roderick Strong in the finals of the SNS Inc. Gauntlet. Bobby Dempsey enters the ring and falls down. Roderick pins him for the first elimination. Shane Hagadorn is sent in next. He eats a sick running boot and gets eliminated. Adam Pearce is sent in next. Short match, Strong wins via roll up. Chris Hero is in now pulling double duty. Hero gets DQ'd! After his elimination Hero knocks Strong out with three roaring elbows. Sweeney gets in the ring and pins the unconscious Strong.
7) NWA World Championship: Brent Albright defeats Go Shiozaki to retain the NWA Title via ref stoppage with a barrage of knees to the head.
8) Jimmy Jacobs defeats The Necro Butcher in a great No Disqualification match which saw interference from both Austin Aries and Tyler Black. Necro and Jimmy brawled through the crowd and exchanged weapons shots back in the ring. Black ran in to prevent Necro from superplexing Jimmy on a chair. Aries ran in to even the odds. Necro gets laid out on a table and Aries is powerbombed on him putting both through it. This led to the pin for Jacobs. After the match, Steenerico and The Briscoes joined in for a typical ROH flippy dive brawl. It ended with Necro Butcher punching out EVERYONE.

Now, onto a TNA House Show…
TNA House Show Results

- 8/16/08Location: Lawton, Oklahoma
Quick pre-match notes. We had 7 sections of seating around the ring, and then able to fit around 1300 in the bleachers. The floor was sold out, (250 seats). and the bleachers were probably three fourths full. I'd say it drew around 1200 or so. Its a military town without much to do, so alot of people were just there because it was something. Alot of kids and alot of people expecting WWE superstars, as well as alot of WWE shirts.
Crowd was super hot all night, opening match was for the X-Division title, with Petey Williams beating Kaz. Petey had huge heat, because they really played up the fact that he was from canada, and like I said military town, so USA chants and such. Eventually he got the win with the destroyer, which is even sicker live then on tv.
Second match was Curry Man and Shark Boy over Rock n Rave (w/o hemme) after a chummer and spice rack. Crowd was so huge into Curry and Shark it was insane, Shark Boy easily sold the most shirts there.
Third match was Consequences Creed over Johnny Devine. Again huge heat for Devine playing the Canada angle. In the end the ref kicked Devines hand off the ropes and let Creed get the roll up. after the match Devide hit the ref and he lost it, and really layed into Devine wrestling style, he took off his shirt and looked to have the body of a wrestler, so maybe this is a storyline they are trying out.
Fourth match was for the womens title, where Taylor Wilde beat Awesome Kong with a roll-up. Lengthy but standard match between these two, Wilde works great in the ring. Kong is big and scary, alot of people around me adults included were in awe of her size.
Fifth match was Black Machismo over Sonjay Dutt with the flying elbow after the lethal combination, alot of people were behind lethal the whole way, it was a really face crowd.15 minute intermission
Six match was for the Tag Team Titles with Beer Money beating LAX with that combination powerbomb suplex finisher. Beer Money had Jackie who was the only valet of the night. Crowd was so far behidn LAX it was insane. Alot of dirty tactics by Beer Money including getting on the mic and insulting the town and the Oklahoma Sooners. Typical fat and red neck remarks. I was the only guy chating beer money throughout this which got things thrown at me, but after the win I was cheering and they acknoweledged me.
Seventh match was for the TNA Heavyweight Title with Samoa Joe submitting Booker T to the Coquina Clutch. Lengthy match, well wrestled, crowd was actually 60/40 pro Booker. Probably because he was the only real recognizable person from his WWE days. It was the first WWE or TNA show in this town in probably 10+ years.After the show Joe did the 20$ picture in ring thing, and I lost count well over 200, they actually ran out of time before they ran out of people it seemed, Not much in the way of Merchandize, 7 or 8 shirts, DVD's and trading cards. Most of the faces came back out for meet and sign.

And another one…

TNA House Show Results

- 8/17/08Location: Muskogee, Oklahoma
- TNA X Division Champion Petey Williams defeated Consequences Creed.
- Kaz defeated Johnny Devine.
- TNA Knockouts Champion Taylor Wilde defeated Awesome Kong.
- "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal, Shark Boy & Curry Man defeated Sonjay Dutt & The Rock N' Rave Infection.
- TNA World Tag Team Champions Beer Money Inc. (Robert Roode & James Storm) defeated LAX.
- TNA World Champion Samoa Joe defeated Booker T.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Sports Report for 8/16/08

8/16/08 – Sports Report

MY Piccs
Baseball – 12-3 (54-27-67%)
Football – 5-5 (7-7-50%)

National Football League
In preseason action, Washington def. The Jets 13-10 to spoil Brett Favre’s Jet’s debut. Favre still played well by going 5/6 for 48 yards and a TD. The other NY Brett, Brett Ratliff went 13/19 for 148 yards. Colt Brennan went 4/5 for 79 yards and 1 TD. Todd Collins went 11/15 for 72 yards for the Redskins. Rock Cartwright 6 carries for 90 yards. Cody Spencer for the NY Jets had 2 saccs. Indianapolis def. Atlanta 16-9. For Atlanta, Michael Turner ran for 113 yards on 4 carries. Miami def. Jacksonville 19-14. Chad Pennington in his Miami debut went 5/6 for 55 yards. Arizona def. Kansas City 27-17. Minnesota def. Baltimore 23-15. St. Louis def. San Diego 7-6. Houston def. New Orleans 31-27. San Francisco def. Green Bay 34-6. For San Francisco, Tully Banta-Cain had 2 saccs. Aaron Rodgers didn’t look too good. He was 9/16 for 58 yards. Denver def. Dallas 23-13. For Denver, Jay Cutler was 16/20 with 178 yards and a TD. Seattle def. Chicago 29-26. Justin Forsett for Seattle ran for 136 yards and a TD on 15 carries.

National Basketball Association
Chicago Bulls G Ben Gordon says that he has probably played his last game as a Bull. Michael Finley resigned with the Spurs. Details of the contract are not available at this point. In the Olympic games, Team USA (4-0) def. Spain (3-1) 119-82. Le’Bron James had 18points 5 rebounds and 8 assists.

Major League Baseball
In the American League, The Yankees def. Kansas City 3-2. The Angels def. Cleveland 4-3. John Lackey won his 10th game for the Angels (10-2). Francisco Rodriguez got his 47th save of the year. Minnesota def. Seattle 7-6. My White Sox def. Oakland 2-1. John Danks got his 10th win of the year for Chicago (10-5) and Bobby Jenks got his 25th save of the season. Toronto def. Boston 4-1. Roy Halladay got his 14th win of the year (14-9). Detroit def. Baltimore 5-3. Miguel Cabrera for Detroit got his 25th homer of the year. Texas def. Tampa Bay 3-0. Ian Kinsler got his 18th homer of the year for Texas.

In the National League, Atlanta def. San Francisco 11-5. Arizona def. Houston 11-5. Miguel Montero hit 2 homeruns (2,3) including a grand slam for Arizona. The Mets def. Pittsburgh 7-4. Pedro Martinez got his 4th win of the year (4-3). St. Louis def. Cincinnati 9-3. Albert Pujols hit two homers (25,26) and Ryan Ludwick hit his 31st homer of the year for St. Louis. Colorado def. Washington 13-6. Florida def. The Cubs 2-1. Hanley Ramirez hit his 27th homer of the year for Florida and Kevin Gregg got his 27th save. San Diego def. Philadelphia 8-3. Milwaukee def. The Dodgers 4-3.

In the AL Playoff Race, Tampa Bay is holding down the AL East with a 3 ½ game lead over Boston. The Central is still holding a tie between Minnesota and MY WHITE SOX. The Angels are still atop the West by 15 ½ games over Texas. Boston has the wild card as of now with Chicago or Minnesota right behind them.

In the NL Playoff Race, The Mets is holding down the NL East with a 2 game lead over Philadelphia and 3 ½ games over Florida. The Central is still led by the Cubs by 4 ½ games over Milwaukee. Arizona has a 1 game lead over the Dodgers in the West. Right now, Milwaukee holds the wild card, followed by St. Louis.

Pro Wrestling
WWE News: Umaga is out 4-6 weeks with a torn PCL. It is also being reported that Jeff Hardy might have broken his neck at the Smackdown tapings.

As many of you know, tonight is WWE SUMMERSLAM live here in Indianapolis, Indiana, IF YOU WANNA WATCH IT FOR FREE ONLINE, checc out xtreams.webs.com
I GOT YA BACC CUZZ.

Here is the scheduled card
World Heavyweight Championship Match- CM Punk (c) vs. JBL

WWE Championship Match- Triple H (c) vs. The Great Khali.
ECW Championship Match- Mark Henry (c) vs. Matt Hardy.
Hell in a Cell Match- The Undertaker vs. Edge.
- John Cena vs. Batista.
- Jeff Hardy vs. MVP.
Winner Takes All MatchWWE Intercontinental & Women's Titles on the line- Kofi Kingston & Mickie James (c's) vs. Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix.
- Plus, Shawn Michaels will make a major announcement regarding the future of his WWE career.

Now, we all know about the WWE and TNA, but there is also a company by the name of ROH aka Ring of Honor. I have never paid attention to them, but I am going to from now on just to see what they are all about. Here are some results for you…

RING OF HONOR
Cleveland Gray's Armory

August 15th, 2008- 8:00 pm belltime
1234 Bolivar Road
Cleveland, OH 44115
RESULTS
Preshow
1) Shane Hollister & Mitch Franklin defeat Ninja Blue & Ninja Yellow after a tornado punch from Mitch Franklin. Pretty dull match.
2) Johnny Gargano defeats Sami Callihan with The Stroke (not familiar with what Johnny calls it).
3) Alex "Sugarfoot" Payne & Lou Crank defeat Midwest Air & Ground of Benjamin Sailor & Nate Bash after a Sugarfoot Rana. Crank sold really great.
Main Show
~Crowd looks to be 350-450 range.
1) Kevin Steen defeats Jigsaw with a Swanton to Jig's back. Fun match dominated by Steen.
2) Delirious defeats Rhett Titus. During Delirious' entrance he just stalked around ringside. Not running around or acting crazy like usual. Midway through the match, Jimmy Jacobs and Allison Wonderland came out yelling to Delirious that he belonged with them. Delirious destroyed Titus in the corner with Panic Attack after Panic Attack. Rhett was bleeding a gusher. Delirious used the blood to paint his mask. Ref stopped the match after FIVE Panic Attacks. ~After the match Jacobs announces Delirious as the NEW Age of the Fall member. Allison hugs Delirious and holds him like a Mother holding her child. Daizee comes out to try and talk Delirious out of it, but he ignores her and leaves with Jacobs.
3) Bryan Danielson defeats Kenny King with a high angle armbar at 14:45 of the 15:00 time limit. Great match, King looked good. Danielson came out sporting a mad farmer's tan. He got a "Tan of the Year!" chant.~SNS Inc. are out.
4) Sara Del Rey defeats Sassy Stephie with a standing axe kick.
5) Adam Pearce defeats Ruckus with a poorly executed half nelson suplex following SNS Inc. interference. Presumably sending a message to Albright.
6) Austin Aries defeats Tyler Black in a great scientific wrestling contest with the Last Chancery. Black announced before the match that it was to be held under "Age of the Fall rules". No brawling allowed, just straight scientific wrestling.
7) Jay & Mark Briscoe defeat Jimmy Jacobs & Delirious in a wild around the building brawl with a spring board doomsday. Highlight was Mark delivering a double stomp to Delirious off the top through a table.
~INTERMISSION~~No return date announced as expected.
8) FIP World Championship: Erick Stevens defeats Claudio Castagnoli to retain the FIP World Championship via disqualification when Claudio wouldn't stop kneeing Stevens in the corner. Claudio jumped Stevens before the bell, played a great heel throughout. Ref tried to pull Claudio off, so Claudio went after the referee with a chair! Dragon ran out to fight off Claudio.
9) Chris Hero & Go Shiozaki defeat Roderick Strong & Brent Albright when Hero loaded his elbow pad and knocked Strong out with a roaring elbow. Lots of chops, as you'd expect.
10) ROH World Championship: Nigel McGuinness defeats El Generico with the London Dungeon to retain the ROH World Championship. Unbelievably fantastic match. Generico kicked out of everything. Two Towers of London, The Rebound Lariat, the top rope lariat, the first attempt at the London Dungeon didn't work. Generico gave it his all. "Generico's hope spots alone were worth the price of the show."

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Sports Report for 8/15/08

8/15/08 – SPORTS REPORT

MY BASEBALL PICCS FOR FRIDAY WERE 7-7. THAT MAKES MY PICCS FOR THE WEEK 42-24-64%. IN FOOTBALL, I WAS 0-1, MAKING MY RECORD FOR THE WEEK 2-2-50%.

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
IN AMERICAN LEAGUE ACTION, TORONTO AND BOSTON WAS RAINED OUT AND POSTPONED. CLEVELAND DEF. THE ANGELS 3-2. CLIFF LEE GOT HIS 17TH WIN OF THE YEAR (17-2). I WANNA SAY SOMETHING REAL QUICC. IF CLIFF LEE DOES NOT END UP GETTING THE AL CY YOUNG AWARD, I WILL BE VERY SURPRISED. HIM AND DICE-K HAVE BEEN THE TWO BEST IN THE AL, BUT DICE-K MISSED SOME TIME, WHICH HAS HIM 3 WINS BELOW CLIFF LEE. RIGHT NOW, MY VOTE FOR AL CY YOUNG IS CLIFF LEE, HANDS DOWN! BALTIMORE DEF. DETROIT 11-2. MELVIN MORA HIT HIS 18TH HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR BALTIMORE. KANSAS CITY DEF. THE YANKEES 4-3. MARIANO RIVERA THREW A WILD PITCH TO LOSE IT FOR THE YANKS. JOAKIM SORIA GOT HIS 33RD SAVE FOR KANSAS CITY. HELL, I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT KC HAD WON 33 GAMES YET…LOL. TAMPA BAY SHUT OUT TEXAS 7-0. MATT GARZA FLIRTED WITH A NO-HITTER ON HIS WAY TO A SHUTOUT (10-7). CARLOS PENA HIT HIS 24TH HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR TAMPA BAY. MINNESOTA DEF. SEATTLE 9-3. MY WHITE SOX LOST THE LEAD AGAIN IN THE AL CENTRAL BY LOSING TO OAKLAND 6-4. CARLOS QUENTIN DID HIT HIS 33RD HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR MY WHITE SOX. FOR OAKLAND, JACK CUST HIT TWO HOMERS (21,22).

IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, THE METS DEF. PITTSBURGH 2-1. ST. LOUIS DEF. CINCINNATI 5-3. RICK ANKIEL HIT HIS 23RD HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR ST. LOUIS. THE CUBS DEF. FLORIDA 6-5. FOR FLORIDA, JEFF CANTU HIT HIS 21ST HOMER OF THE YEAR. FOR THE CUBS, CHAD GAUDIN GOT HIS 9TH WIN OF THE YEAR (9-4) AND KERRY WOOD GOT HIS 25TH SAVE. SAN FRANCISCO DEF. ATLANTA 5-1. COLORADO DEF. WASHINGTON 4-3. FOR COLORADO, BRAD HAWPE HIT HIS 20TH HOMER OF THE SEASON. ARIZONA DEF. HOUSTON 12-2. BRANDON WEBB GOT HIS 18TH WIN OF THE YEAR FOR ARIZONA (18-4). EARLIER, I TALKED ABOUT CLIFF LEE IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE. IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, THE SAME GOES FOR BRANDON WEBB. YEA, I KNOW THAT CC SABATHIA IS ON HIS TAIL AND UNDEFEATED SINCE COMING OVER TO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, BUT BRANDON WEBB HAS BEEN UNSTOPPABLE ALL YEAR SINCE THE START. PHILADELPHIA DEF. SAN DIEGO 1-0. PAT BURRELL HIT HIS 28TH HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR PHILLY. THE DODGERS DEF. MILWAUKEE 5-3.

PRO BASKETBALL
NO NEW BASKETBALL NEWS.

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
TENNESSEE DEF. OAKLAND 17-16 IN THE PRESEASON.

PRO WRESTLING
The following releases were announced by WWE today:

Stevie Richards.
Colin Delaney.
The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllister).
Cherry.
Referee Wes Adams.

TNA House Show Results - 8/14/08

Location: Ft. Myers, Florida
- TNA X Division Champion Petey Williams defeated Consequences Creed.
- Eric Young defeated Kaz & Johnny Devine.
- TNA Knockouts Champion Taylor Wilde defeated Awesome Kong with Traci Brooks as the special guest referee.
- Christian Cage defeated Kip James.
- TNA World Tag Team Champions Beer Money Inc. (Robert Roode & James Storm) defeated LAX.
- TNA World Champion Samoa Joe defeated Abyss.

I already gave you the Smackdown results earlier in the week, but here is the detailed results…
WWE SmackdownAugust 15, 2008

Norfolk, VA
“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…” The WWE video leads us into the show.They show a great video highlighting the events of last week with La Familia being taken out by supposedly the Undertaker only for it to be revealed that the culprit was actually Edge. That was an awesome segment last week
– Edge has really stepped up to the plate. I’m so sold on his match at Summerslam. I also have to say that the WWE Production team does an awesome job interweaving Edge’s “You think you know me” into the video and quick shots of the Undertaker. Awesome job.The Smackdown video now plays and it’s followed by a tremendous pyrotechnics display. Jim Ross and Tazz welcome us to the show and the bell rings as we’re set to open Smackdown up with a United States Championship match, the first championship match on Smackdown since the 4th of July!
WWE United States Championship MatchJeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin (c)
Jeff Hardy is so over. Tazz says that Virginia is said to be for lovers (I’m not sure – any Virginians know for a fact?) because the Virginia crowd loves him. They show the match Jeff Hardy and Shelton had last week and how it was ruined by MVP causing the DQ.The bell rings and this match is set to begin. The crowd is really adding to this match. Both men just look at each other from across the ring and then slowly approach and lock up. They struggle at it for a bit and Jeff Hardy is turned into the corner and the referee gets in the middle to ensure a clean break. Benjamin backs away and Hardy comes out of the corner. They go to lock up again and Benjamin quickly locks in a side headlock and cinches it in a few times. Hardy tries to lift him up for a back suplex to break the hold but Benjamin cinches it again and Hardy cannot complete the move. Benjamin has the headlock on for a few more seconds and Hardy grabs the leg and takes him down for a pin but only gets a one count. Benjamin quickly pops up and Hardy gets him in a backslide pin for a two count! While Hardy gets up Benjamin kicks him in the gut and whips him into the ropes but lowers his head and Jeff Hardy sails over for a sunset flip that gets a two count. Benjamin pops out of the move and goes for a bridging pin but Hardy counters and gets another nice two count! Benjamin stalks Hardy real quick and goes for Pay Dirt but Hardy pushes him off and goes for a Twist of Fate but Benjamin pushes off and goes out of the ring to think about it. Good start to the match.Benjamin stays on the outside for a few and comes in at the six count. Benjamin is dictating this pace according to Tazz as they just stare at each other for a few. The fans are chanting for Hardy and they go to lock up but Benjamin hits some knees to the chest and a big forearm to the back and really aggressively punches and kicks Hardy down. In the corner Shelton stomps a mudhole in Jeff Hardy and walks it dry. Benjamin hits a snapmare and kicks Hardy in the back. Benjamin now has Hardy in a chinlock and he has it really locked in. Jeff fights up to his feet and elbows out of the move but as he goes for the ropes Benjamin pulls him down by his face and goes for the pin but gets a two count. Benjamin grabs the hair and pulls Hardy’s back into his knee. Benjamin backs Hardy into the corner now and hits a knee to the gut. Referee Mickie Jay backs him away from Hardy.As Benjamin approaches Hardy again, Hardy hits some right hands to the head and some kicks and bounces the Gold Standard’s head off the second turnbuckle. Hardy now hits some rights and kick as Benjamin is down in the corner and Mickie Jay backs him away. Hardy goes for his slingshot dropkick in the corner but they do the same spot from last week where Benjamin pops up and catches him on his shoulder but instead of slamming him, Jeff Hardy slides off the shoulder and pushes Benjamin away and then hits his flipping mule kick which knocks Benjamin into a seating position in the corner so Hardy can follow it up with a slingshot dropkick! Hardy covers him but Benjamin is too close to the ropes and gets his foot on at two and a half. It’s time for a commercial!
:::Commercial Break:::
Back from the break we see Benjamin briefly hold in an arm lock on Hardy but Hardy counters it by putting a grapevine on Benjamin’s neck! Benjamin almost gets pinned but lifts a shoulder off the mat at two. Benjamin pops to his knees and does a headstand into a jackknife roll up for a two count. Benjamin hits a hard right hand and a knee to the face and whips Hardy into the ropes but Hardy comes off with a running forearm to the face of Benjamin! Hardy kicks Benjamin in the gut and goes to do it again but Benjamin grabs the leg and gets Hardy on his shoulders and hits a turnbuckle powerbomb and Hardy just crumbles!! I love that move. Benjamin goes for the pin and nearly gets him with a two and a half count! Benjamin is frustrated and gets Hardy up and in a front face lock and then hits a suplex for another two and a half count! Benjamin is really upset and locks in an inverted cloverleaf on Hardy. Hardy is screaming in pain and Benjamin releases the one leg and it’s an inverted Boston Crab but it’s not held in for long as Hardy gets the ropes to break the hold! Benjamin drags Hardy to the center of the ring and goes for a pin and gets a close two and a half count again! Benjamin looks really upset now and grabs Hardy’s hair and whips his forearm around for a crossface and then hits a knee to the face. Benjamin is now stalking Hardy and telling him to get up. Slowly but surely Hardy gets up and Benjamin gets Hardy in a torture rack position and drops him down for a Samoan Drop and AGAIN only gets a two and a half count!! Benjamin has had enough and is grounding and pounding Jeff Hardy’s face. As Hardy rolls over to get up Benjamin kicks him in the ribs! Benjamin now goes to pick up Hardy but Hardy punches him in the gut! Hardy gets an uppercut and gets up but Benjamin grabs the hair and hits a knee and some right hands. Benjamin backs up a bit and goes for a kick but Hardy catches him and spins him around and Benjamin hits a Dragon Kick but only gets a two and a half count!! Benjamin grabs Hardy but the hair and hits some right hands and puts Hardy in the corner. The referee backs him away and Benjamin goes to the corner directly opposite Hardy’s. Benjamin charges for a splash but Hardy gets out of the way and Benjamin stops himself before he hits! Benjamin now picks Hardy up by his hair and Hardy hits a sitout jawbreaker, knocking Benjamin down! Jim Ross calls that the North Carolina Jaw-jacker. I don’t know if it’ll catch on but that sounds good! Both men are down and the referee begins counting the men out and Hardy gets up at six but Benjamin is grabbing on to the seat of Hardy’s pants and Hardy elbows him and hits some rights and comes off the ropes with a flying clothesline! Hardy now hits a forearm sending Benjamin flying into the corner and hits some kicks to the midsection and pulls Benjamin out. He gets Benjamin in the other corner and kicks him. Hardy whips him but Benjamin reverses it and Hardy goes to climb up the ropes but gets his foot stuck but miraculously STILL hits Whisper in the Wind from the second rope! Wow! Now Hardy is the one with the two and a half count!Hardy now goes for the Twist of Fate but Benjamin counters and pulls Hardy’s hair to execute a backbreaker for a two and a half count!! Benjamin is beyond upset now! Benjamin whips Hardy into the ropes and goes for Pay Dirt but Hardy counters with a crossbody block!! The referee is counting the men out again and he gets to six and Hardy is up on the apron. Benjamin sees this and jumps over the top rope for a sunset flip powerbomb but Hardy counters it into a hurricanrana on the outside!!!Hardy gets Benjamin inside the ring at four and Benjamin is crawling away from Hardy, begging him not to hit him. Hardy comes close and Benjamin kicks him in the midsection. Benjamin goes to whip Hardy into the corner but Hardy reverses it and Benjamin tries to jump over a charging Hardy and in a moment of miscommunication they both crash onto the mat and even though Benjamin landed on Hardy, Benjamin is the one down. Not sure what they were going for there. In any event Hardy goes up to the top rope for a Swanton Bomb but MVP comes through the crowd and pushes Hardy off the top rope, causing the disqualification for the second week in a row!
Winner by Disqualification: Jeff Hardy STILL United States Champion: Shelton Benjamin
The crowd is really upset as MVP gets in the ring and goes for the Player Kick on Hardy but he gets out of the way and MVP ends up kicking Shelton Benjamin in the head!! MVP now turns around and goes to clothesline Hardy but Hardy ducks and hits a Twist of Fate knocking MVP’s doo rag off!!! Hardy then goes up to the top rope and hits a Swanton Bomb on MVP!!! He then runs across the ring and climbs the top rope and hits a Swanton Bomb on Shelton Benjamin!!! Hardy now goes up the ramp.
Backstage Vickie Guerrero is looking paranoid and she hears a knock on the door and gets kind of scared. Who’s at the door – Victoria! Vickie says that she and Victoria haven’t talked in forever so Vickie tells her to talk. Victoria asks how he summer is and Vickie asks if she’s seen Edge today and she nervously looks over her shoulder. Vickie then asks if she’s seen Undertaker and Victoria says no. Victoria offers to go look for them and Vickie pleads her not to leave her alone. Vickie says that Edge and Undertaker are both here tonight. Vickie now begins to cry.Advertised for tonight is Triple H in action!
:::Commercial Break:::
Tonight it will be Festus vs. Vladimir Kozlov. That’s going to bring the house down. I’m psyched!Undertaker’s girlfriend makes her way to the ring and apparently she will be tagging with Maria. I hope they change Michelle McCool and Maria’s music. Both songs really suck. I also hope they change that hideous Diva’s Championship. Maryse now makes her way to the ring. Hey, who called it last week? I told you that it looked like Maryse broke her nose on that bulldog! She really did! Natalya is tagging with her.
Michelle McCool & Maria vs. Maryse & Natalya
The bell rings and it will be Maria and Maryse starting this one out – should be a five star classic. They go to lock up and Maryse immediately gets around and gets a waist lock on Maria and then pushes her off. Maryse does a little dance and then they lock up again and Maryse gets a heel trip on Maria and knocks her down! Maryse then climbs up the turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Maria attempts a little trash talk and Maryse casually tags in Natalya. Natalya locks up with Maria and Maria gets her in a headlock and then runs for the turnbuckle, climbs to the second rope and comes off for a headlock takeover on Natalya! Nicely done – touché. Maria has the headlock locked on but Natalya gravevines the neck of Maria and Maria quickly gets out. Maria hits a knee to the gut and goes to whip Natalya but Natalya whips her into the corner and Maria slowly gets up to the bottom rope and jumps and locks her legs on Natalya’s head and goes for a hurricanrana but Natalya holds her and hits a sidewalk slam! Natalya then picks Maria up and hits a nice forearm followed by a snap suplex. Natalya goes to pick Maria up but Maria gets an inside cradle for a quick two count and Natalya quickly pops up for a clothesline and gets a two count. Natalya picks Maria up and backs her into her corner and mouths off to her. Maria fights back with a kick to the ovaries and an elbow to Maryse’s face. She hits a forearm to the face of Natalya and for some reason feels compelled to crawl slowly through Natalya’s legs and misses the hot tag but finally gets it and the Diva’s Champion comes in.Michelle McCool jumps over the top rope and hits a dropkick on Natalya and follows it up with a clothesline. She follows that up with a nice dropkick and kicks her in the gut, comes off the ropes and hits a flipping neckbreaker for a one count. You have to hand it to Michelle McCool – she really can wrestle. McCool now hits a gordbuster, driving Natalya’s face into the mat from a suplex, and Maryse pulls Natalya out of the ring. This was a little awkward as McCool jumped off the apron and assaulted Maryse for a few and pushed her into the barricade and threw Natalya back into the ring.McCool hits two European uppercuts and whips Natalya into the corner. McCool jumps on her for a monkey flip but Maryse comes over so McCool jumps and clotheslines her on the apron! This distraction allows Natalya to take McCool down by the legs and cradle her for the pinfall!Winners by Pinfall: Maryse & Natalya
Natalya and Maryse raise each others hands and smile as they go up the ramp. Michelle and Maria look disappointed… not that they would be happy about losing.Still advertised – Triple H in action! JR believes this is ill advised!
:::Commercial Break:::
Yes! It’s time for a The Brian Kendrick match! He’s coming out with the Ving Rhames lookalike Ezekiel Jackson!The Kendrick grabs the microphone and says that every week he comes out and does exactly what he says he’s going to do. He says he knows what we’re thinking – he’s got Ezekiel at his side. All The Kendrick has to says is “And???” The Kendrick says that just by being around him he opens up opportunities for others. He questions if there is any other superstar who brings as much to the table as he does and Ezekiel says not a single one does! The Kendrick says that’s 100% Zeke! The Kendrick says he doesn’t care about any of us and that’s how he wins because he wrestles for himself. The Kendrick says we’re looking at the future in him!Some jobber named Scotty Goldman comes out with entrance music and a video – the works. Uh oh – he’s going to be staying on it looks like as he’s getting a promo in the corner of the screen. Goldman introduces himself and says he’s making his debut on Friday Night Smackdown and says he’s trapped in a box and then points to the live video of him and says “Hey there I am!” He then goes “Wait… two Scotty Goldman’s at the same time?! Weird…” More like lame as hell.The Brian Kendrick w/ Ezekiel vs. Scotty Goldman
The bell rings and Scotty Goldman is doing this weird thing before trying to lock up with The Kendrick. This guy is so lame it’s not even funny. I’d have kept Colin Delaney over this tool. Oh my God – he’s doing the Charlie Brown. I’m just going to refer to him as jobber from here on out. Jobber goes to lock up with The Kendrick but The Kendrick quickly gets a hammerlock and kicks the knee out from under jobber. The Kendrick now wrenches the left arm and jobber jumps and flips out of it, crawls through the legs of The Kendrick and knocks him down for a quick one count. The Kendrick immediately responds with a jumping heel kick and knocks this guy’s teeth out. The Kendrick sizes him up and hits a nice running dropkick! The Kendrick quickly follows it up with a running kick to the ribs. The cover only gets a one count. Jobber is in one corner and The Kendrick is in the one opposite and he charges and hits a nice forearm to the face and locks in a nice Camel Clutch. The Kendrick even gets a Dragon Sleeper snuck in on that Camel Clutch – nice. The Kendrick releases the hold and hits some crossfaces. Jobber tries to fight back to no avail as he is pummeled into the corner by The Kendrick. Charles Robinson backs The Kendrick away but The Kendrick charges anyway and eats the feet of the jobber. The Kendrick goes to punch him but jobber hits two right hands and Irish whips The Kendrick into the ropes and hits a nice flying butt bump for a two count! Ok, I’ll call him by his given ring name now… Goldman goes to powerbomb The Kendrick but The Kendrick slides out and throws Goldman face first into the second turnbuckle. The Kendrick now hits The Kendrick and this one is over. I could’ve kept calling him jobber.
Winner by Pinfall: The Brian Kendrick
Seriously, for Scotty Goldman, if he’s staying, they need to get him a new gimmick and pronto. Remember the Adam West Batman? Remember every time a punch would be thrown the screen would say “Kappow” or “Wham”? Goldman has this all over his tights. LAME!! Spell it with me – L-A-M-E! Ezekiel Jackson punishes him for daring to be seen on network television with wrestling gear like that with a running shoulder block. That should teach him.
Eve Torres is interviewing Triple H now. Eve says that in two days Triple H will be defending the WWE Championship against The Great Khali and tonight he’s having a match. We then see what happened last week between Triple H and Khali with Khali taking Triple H down with the Khali Vice Grip. Eve asks if he’s in any condition to compete tonight let alone at Summerslam. Triple H said last week Khali made a statement but he can guarantee that at Summerslam he will make a statement. Oh my God… Kenny Dykstra appears on screen (forgot he was still around) and says that he shouldn’t be worrying about Khali because tonight Triple H has him in the ring. Dykstra says this is the opportunity of a lifetime for him and he says he will take full advantage of it. Triple H says that while he admires his spirit (squad) he picked the wrong day and the wrong guy!
:::Commercial Break:::
We come back from the break with Jim Ross and Tazz. Tazz says that the WWE Universe has spoken and says that Smackdown is the place to be. Jim Ross says that besides the Olympics, Smackdown was the most watched show! Awesome!The Great Khali’s music hits now and he comes out with Ranjin Singh. They get in the ring after what feels like hours and Khali has the microphone. All I can make out is Triple H but it sounded like Nipple H. He speaks Indian and goes on and on. Singh says that Khali says that last week we witnessed a display of power when he almost crushed Triple H’s skull. Khali also said that Triple H is great in the ring but no one is better than The Great Khali. Wow… Khali doesn’t care about his past accomplishments – he has one focus – the WWE Championship. As far as Khali is concerned he’s just another obstacle that Khali can easily step over. Singh says to listen to these words – Triple H has been in the WWE Universe for a long time and it’s time to get out while he’s still able because if he doesn’t Khali will ruin his life.Triple H now comes out to the ring and Khali stands at ringside as Ranjin Singh joins JR and Tazz on commentary. The crowd is wild for Triple H and he and Khali are staring at each other. It does feel intense. Kenny Dykstra is making his way to the ring for the first time since probably January? Probably later. How he wasn’t released yet Shannon Moore was is beyond me.Triple H vs. Kenny DykstraThe bell rings and this match is underway. Kenny opens the match with a kick and a ton of punches in the corner on the WWE Champion! Triple H pushes him off and Kenny hits some shoulder thrusts in the corner! Kenny brings Triple H out and clotheslines him down! Kenny is kicking and punching The Game in the corner and the referee backs him away but Kenny goes back and whips Triple H into the other corner and Triple H bursts out of the corner with a clothesline! Triple H goes to whip Kenny into the ropes but Kenny reverses and whips the WWE Champion but he lowers his head and gets hit with a jumping face buster. Triple H comes off the ropes and clotheslines him. Triple H bounces Dykstra’s head off the top turnbuckle and whips him into the ropes and The Game lowers his head and Dykstra kicks him in the face. Dykstra comes off the ropes and runs into the Double A Spinebuster! Triple H taunts Khali after that and sets Dykstra up for the Pedigree and looks at Khali the whole time. He then pedigrees him and finishes the match!
Winner by Pinfall: Triple H
Triple H is just staring at Khali who stares back from the outside. Triple H grabs that horrible spinner title and lays it in the ring for Khali. Triple H then comes out of the ring and Singh stops him asking him if he’s out of his mind. He asks if he remembers what Khali did to him last week and Triple H responds by grabbing him by the throat and throwing him in the ring! Triple H holds Ranjin Singh and taunting to hit him if Khali doesn’t come in the ring. Khali thinks about it for a moment and then makes his way to the ring! As Khali has one leg over the top rope, Triple H runs up and starts punching him. Khali swats him off and gets in the ring! Triple H blocks a Big Chop and punches Khali. Khali pushes him off and Triple H blocks the Big Chop again and punches Khali. He gets Khali set up for the Pedigree but Khali pushes him off again and Triple H ducks the clothesline and comes off the ropes with a body splash and then clotheslines Khali over the top rope!Coming up next is a Big Show match!
:::Commercial Break:::
Still to come tonight – Vladimir Kozlov vs. Festus. Seriously I cannot wait!!Big Show is making his way out to the ring and he hugs some kid on the way to the ring and gets in. Big Show’s competition tonight? Some guy named Ryan Braddock. He comes out to entrance music and a video too. He doesn’t look as bad as Scotty Goldman.
Big Show vs. Ryan Braddock
The bell rings and this match is started. Braddock stands off against the Big Show and kicks him and punches him to start it out but it has no effect on Show. Braddock goes to whip Show and Show just throws him over the top rope and out of the ring! Show follows him outside and throws him back in the ring. Braddock comes off the ropes to hit Show but gets leveled with a shoulder block from the World’s Largest Athlete! Big Show gets some kicks from Braddock but they have no effect and he head-butts him and this guy crumples in the corner. Show picks him up and chops his chest hard! Show now has this guy in a Cobra Clutch and just tosses him with the move. Big Show has his fist clenched and he just punches this guy in the face and finishes it up!
Winner by Pinfall: The Big Show
Backstage MVP is cleaning up his locker and Eve comes in for questioning but he just grabs the microphone and looks into the camera. MVP says that he tried to uplift Jeff Hardy. He said Hardy had a bad year – he got suspended and missed Wrestlemania and MVP says he knows Hardy felt sorrow about that. He says Hardy thinks he felt pain when his dog Jack died in that fire. MVP says when his foot breaks Hardy’s jaw he won’t feel a damn thing, not pain, nor sorrow or agony, until he wakes up. He says when Jeff Hardy wakes up at Summerslam people won’t be talking about how reckless Jeff Hardy is – they’ll be talking about how MVP is better than him! Good promo.
:::Commercial Break:::
Tazz thanks Jet Black Stare for “Ready to Roll” the official theme song of Summerslam. That’s actually a good song!Backstage in Vickie’s office, Victoria is reading the WWE Magazine with Undertaker on the cover and Vickie just looks worried. Vickie says that even though what happened between Edge and Alicia, there was still a little part of her that loved him. Vickie says that after what Edge did to her last week she never wants to see him again! Vickie says he doesn’t even exist in his mind. She asks Victoria to do her a favor because it was a bad idea to come and she wants to get out. Vickie starts hyperventilating and says she needs to get out and asks Victoria to wheel her to her limo.We now get another R-Truth video. He talks about being in jail says that when you have nothing but time you have nothing but dreams. OK.YES!! Up next it will be Vladimir Kozlov putting his undefeated streak against Festus!Backstage, Victoria is wheeling Vickie to her limo. Vickie shouts for the driver to open the door of the limo and you can see Edge in the limo already. He rolls down the window and says hi to her and she screams her lungs out! Edge gets out and stalks her and says if she thought he was going to have fun at Summerslam then she’s wrong because tonight they’re going to have fun! Edge says he’s going to help her back into her chair and he does. Vickie is crying. He says he’s going to ride her to Hell and spins her around a few times! This is amazing! I love Edge!!!
:::Commercial Break:::
The power of the WWE Universe (gag): More viewers watched RAW last Monday than Monday Night Football! That’s because it was preseason football and Aaron Rodgers blows.
Festus w/ Jesse vs. Vladimir Kozlov
This is going to be AWESOME! The bell rings and Festus goes nuts and immediately nails Kozlov with a kick and tons of haymakers in the corner! Festus finishes it up with a HUGE uppercut and knocks Kozlov down and he rolls out of the ring. I love this already! As Festus is getting out of the ring Kozlov nails him in the ribs! Festus blocks a punch and nails some rights and goes for a clothesline but Kozlov gets a knee deep in his gut! Kozlov then throws Festus head first into the stairs!! Kozlov picks him up and under hooks both arms and head-butts Festus’ chest! He throws him back in the ring and hits a ground clothesline for a one count! Kozlov gets on top of Festus and delivers some big knee strikes to the head! Kozlov gets on top and hits some crossfaces and then he jumps and squats on Festus’ back! This is intense. Kozlov hits an elbow drop to his back and gets a one count. Kozlov now has Festus in a bear hug and Festus tries to club out but Kozlov hits him with a belly to belly suplex! Kozlov has a waist lock on Festus and is taking the air away from the poor guy. Festus grabs Kozlov’s hands and breaks the hold and hits a butt bump!! Festus is now coming back with some right hands and makes the punches bigger as they go on and Kozlov pushes Festus into the ropes and Festus comes off and grabs Kozlov for a Fall Away Slam! Festus lays him out with a huge clothesline and grounds and pounds Kozlov’s face! Festus hits the Flying Biscuit for a one count. Festus whips Kozlov into the corner and charges but is hit with a boot from the Russian. Festus responds with a Bicycle Kick and knocks him back down in the corner!! Festus hits a running butt bump in the corner and comes off the ropes for a running splash but Kozlov HEAD-BUTTS him out of the air and PINS Festus!!Winner by Pinfall: Vladimir Kozlov
That was so intense. I loved it! I want more like that!
:::Commercial Break:::
A great video package plays hyping up the Batista vs. John Cena match at Summerslam. If they gave the match more time to build instead of just going for it all at once I’d be more interested. I remember Lesnar vs. Angle at Wrestlemania XIX and how excited I was because that was built and teased for a while. How about Triple H vs. Batista? Proper build is the key to turning great match-ups into legendary match-ups. That’s why John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania XXIII wasn’t all that memorable. Don’t get me wrong, it was a great match, but it was thrown together because of Triple H’s injury. And then when we finally got Triple H vs. John Cena, the rematch, it was just thrown together for Night of Champions and because of that it’s not going to be remembered all too well. All I’m talking about is the fundamentals of a wrestling match. The build is everything. Hogan and Savage, Hogan and Warrior, Rock and Austin – shall I continue? The build is EVERYTHING! I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to go off into a rant because I am excited to see it. I just wanted to be peeing myself with anticipation and not just looking forward to it.We now get a run down of the Summerslam card and it is pretty solid. I’m looking forward to that Pay Per View and even though it’s my younger brother’s birthday that day I’m leaving the party early to get a good seat at Hooters. I’m a jerk and a bad brother, I know, but I love wrestling!Backstage Edge is still wheeling Vickie around crazily saying it’s a good ride. This is hilarious. Edge is so AWESOME right now. This is amazing! He keeps messing with her chair and she keeps screaming. Edge says the ride isn’t over and it’ll end when he says it ends. He says the end of the ride is taking her to the ring! He says buckle up and jogs off with her!!
:::Commercial Break:::
We get an HBK retirement teaser. It looks like Shawn has lost his smile again.Edge’s music hits and he makes his way out to the ring looking all crazy and wheeling his wife Vickie Guerrero down. If she doesn’t divorce him now then she’s just a weakling. Edge is in a trance like state wheeling her down the ramp. He stops and lifts the chair forward and dumps her out! He’s my hero now! Edge is just locked in this insane trance as he gets a microphone and plops down on the outside next to her. He says they’re going through a rough patch and asks her to confirm that. She’s crying in fear so I’d say yes! Edge says every marriage does! Edge tells her to calm down and that they said vows. For better or for worse were the vows they took. Edge says he knows what she’s going to say – lines have been crossed and some unforgivable sins have happened but that’s another conversation for another time. Edge says it hasn’t all been bad and to look past right now – there have been good times. Edge says he wants everyone in Norfolk to see the good times and he pulls her towards him and puts his arm around her tight. He says it’s time for a trip down memory lane.A video plays showing Edge asking for forgiveness from Vickie and the Hell in a Cell match being made. It then shows the Cutting Edge segment with Edge and Mick Foley and Edge destroying Foley. That was awesome. Foley is awesome. Hopefully he comes back. Then Edge attacks Chavo Guerrero and La Familia last week and Edge finishes his transition. Just an awesome past couple of weeks for Edge!Edge says it’s time to relax and he forces Vickie to lay on the ground with him. They’re not in the ring mind you so this is extra awesome. Edge asks if she remembers doing that to the Undertaker. Edge says he wants Vickie to apologize to the Undertaker! He wants her to feel sorry for doing that to the Undertaker. He asks her to do it for him. He gets all crazy and puts the microphone in her face and she says sorry and he tells her to say it LOUDER so she screams that she’s sorry!! This is just insane!!!Edge says she’s pathetic! He says that Vickie caused all this! The pain and suffering in the family is because of her. Mick Foley and Undertaker in Hell in a Cell is because of her. He asks Vickie if she wants him to burn in Hell then Mission Accomplished because he is. He’s burning in Hell and it feels like his brain is burning from the inside out. Edge says he promises her the Undertaker will burn in Hell with him!Edge says the Undertaker there is no reason to wait and they should do this right now! Edge begs Undertaker and says he and Vickie are ready! Edge says he’s going to show Undertaker the purest form of Hell he’s ever been in. He now gets on top of Vickie and says they said other vows besides for better or for worse and they can really apply to Hell in a Cell! Edge vs. Undertaker – Till Death Do Us Part!! Edge now gets locked into a trance on top of Vickie as she cries and the audience chants for Taker as Smackdown concludes with this AMAZING segment!

Here is the results of the WWE Super Show House Show…
WWE Supershow (Raw, Smackdown, ECW) House Show Results

- 8/15/08Location: Rockford, Illinois
- Evan Bourne defeated Chavo Guerrero.
- WWE Women's Champion Mickie James & Kelly Kelly defeated Beth Phoenix & Katie Lea Burchill.
- WWE U.S. Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Jimmy Wang Yang.
- World Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr. defeated Cryme Tyme.
- Big Show defeated Carlito.
- ECW Champion Mark Henry defeated Finlay.
- Batista defeated Kane in a No DQ Match.
- World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk, WWE Champion Triple H & John Cena defeated JBL, William Regal & The Great Khali.

There was also another TNA House Show to report…
TNA House Show Results

- 8/15/08Location: Dallas, Texas
TNA X Divison Title - Petey Williams def. Kaz
Typical back-and-forth, even paced match you would expect from them. Williams won with the Canadian Destroyer. Isn't Kaz supposed to be being repackaged as that masked video game character?
Curry Man and Shark Boy def. The Rock & Rave Infection
This match was ok at best, I guess it's a bit out of my demographic since I'm not a kid, but it wasn't anything special.
Consequences Creed def. Johnny Devine
Good match. Creed did his usual dancing / splits / punch spot that got a good pop. One good spot I think may have involved a dive by Creed off the stage (just judging by crowd noise and what had been occuring) but my section couldn't see as they were directly below us. After the match Devine was bitching to the ref, who ended up getting into it with him. The ref took his shirt off and took care of Devine to a good pop.
TNA Knockout Title - Taylor Wilde def. Jacqueline and Awesome Kong
Most of this time I spent at the concessions. One good spot saw Kong hit a crossbody block on Wilde and Jaqueline at the same time. Wilde won with a roll up on Kong while Kong had Jaqueline up midway in the Awesome Bomb.
Jay Lethal def. Sonjay Dutt
Lethal was very over. Good match between them, at one point Lethal tricked Dutt and crawled under the ring and came back in the ring on the other side.They had a 15 minute intermission at this point. Dixie Carter came out and of course talked about Dallas and bringing a pay-per-view here (the Carter family is from Dallas).
Beer Money def. L.A.X.
James Storm cut a good promo before the match on the city of Dallas, the Cowboys, Tony Romo, and so on. L.A.X. were very over. This was probably the match of the night for me, great wrestling, good show put on by all guys. Hernandez hit a big dive over the top rope out on to the stage / ringside seating area.
Samoa Joe def. Booker TI have to say I was dissapointed in this match. They took forever to finally start and it just didn't really seem as good as it could have been. Joe won with the Coquina Clutch sort of out of nowhere (I mean that I don't think anybody was expecting it and I really don't think anybody was expecting Booker to actually submit).After the show a bunch of the wrestlers came out to sign autographs and pose for pictures. All in all I was a bit dissapointed with some of the wrestlers I didn't get to see and some of the ones I did see (like Rock & Rave, pure garbage), but it was an enjoyable show. They claimed to have sold out the House Of Blues last time they came in January, but tonight they for sure didn't, probably close to a fourth of the balcony section was empty. The House Of Blues is quite a unique venue to see wrestling in (the ring actually sits on part of the stage), and there isn't a bad seat in the balcony area.

MY OPINION: TNA HOUSE SHOWS ARE BETTER THAN THEIR IMPACT SHOWS! I AGREE WITH ALL OF THE WWE RELEASES!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Sports Report for 8/14/08

8/14/08 - SPORTS REPORT

MY BASEBALL PICCS FOR THURSDAY WERE 12-1. MY PICCS FOR THE WEEK ARE 35-17-67%. MY FOOTBALL PICCS FOR THURSDAY WERE 1-1 MAKING MY WEEKLY TOTAL 2-1-66%.

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, DETROIT DEF. TORONTO 5-1. ARMANDO GALARRAGA GOT HIS 11TH WIN OF THE YEAR (11-4) FOR DETROIT. MY WHITE SOX WILL KEEP THE LEAD IN THE CENTRAL AFTER THEY DEFEATED KANSAS CITY 9-2. JIM THOME HIT HIS 25TH HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR MY WHITE SOX. TAMPA BAY DEF. OAKLAND 7-6. CARLOS PENA HIT HIS 23RD HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR TAMPA. BOSTON DEF. TEXAS 10-0. DICE-K FOR BOSTON GOT HIS 14TH WIN (14-2). DAVID ORTIZ HIT HIS 17TH HOMER OF THE YEAR. BALTIMORE DEF. CLEVELAND 11-6.

IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, HOUSTON DEF. SAN FRANCISCO 7-4. LANCE BERKMAN HIT HIS 25TH HOMER FOR HOUSTON. JOSE VALVERDE GOT HIS 30TH SAVE OF THE SEASON FOR THE ASTROS. ARIZONA DEF. COLORADO 6-2. MATT HOLLIDAY GOT HIS 23RD HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR THE ROCKIES. DAN HAREN GOT HIS 13TH WIN OF THE SEASON FOR ARIZONA (13-6). SAN DIEGO DEF. MILWAUKEE 3-2. MIKE CAMERON FOR MILWAUKEE HIT HIS 20TH HOMER OF THE YEAR. JAKE PEAVY GOT HIS 9TH WIN (9-8). TREVOR HOFFMAN GOT HIS 26TH SAVE OF THE YEAR. CUBS DEF. ATLANTA 11-7. TED LILLY GOT HIS 12TH WIN OF THE SEASON (12-6). ARAMIS RAMIREZ HIT HIS 20TH HOMER OF THE YEAR AND ALFONSO SORIANO HIT HIS 22ND HOMER OF THE YEAR. CINCINNATI DEF. PITTSBURGH 3-1. THE METS DEF. WASHINGTON 9-3. CARLOS DELGADO HIT HIS 26TH HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR THE METS. ST. LOUIS DEF. FLORIDA 3-0. RYAN LUDWICK HIT HIS 30TH HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR ST. LOUIS AND TODD WELLEMEYER GOT HIS 10TH WIN OF THE YEAR (10-4). THE DODGERS DEF. PHILADELPHIA 3-1.

THE PLAYOFF RACE LOOKS LIKE THIS…IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, TAMPA BAY LEADS THE AL EAST BY 3 GAMES OVER BOSTON. MY WHITE SOX LEAD THE CENTRAL BY 1 GAME OVER MINNESOTA. IN THE WEST, THE ANGELS LEAD TEXAS BY 15 ½ GAMES. BOSTON HAS CONTROL OF THE WILD CARD WITH MINNESOTA RIGHT BEHIND THEM.

MY OPINION: I DON’T REALLY CARE RIGHT NOW…AS LONG AS MY WHITE SOX GOT THE LEAD.

IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, THE METS LEAD THE NL EAST BY 1 GAME OVER PHILADELPHIA AND 2 ½ GAMES OVER FLORIDA. IN THE CENTRAL, THE CUBS LEAD MILWAUKEE BY 4 ½ GAMES. ARIZONA AND THE DODGERS ARE TIED FOR THE LEAD IN THE WEST. THE WILDCARD BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE AT THIS POINT WITH ST. LOUIS RIGHT BEHIND THEM.

MY OPINION: THE WEST IS THE BEST RIGHT NOW. ITS HARD NOT TO BE INTERESTED IN THE DODGERS AND D-BACCS. ALSO, THE CUBS AND BREW CREW IS LOOKING GOOD.

THE LEAGUE LEADERS ARE AS FOLLOWS…IN THE AL, DUSTIN PEDROIA (BOS) LEADS IN AVERAGE (.323). CARLOS QUENTIN (CWS) LEADS IN HOMERUNS (32). JOSH HAMILTON (TEX) LEADS IN RBI’S (112). CLIFF LEE (CLE) LEADS IN WINS (16) AND ERA (2.45). FRANCISCO RODRIGUEZ (LAA) LEADS IN SAVES (46). IN THE NL, CHIPPER JONES (ATL) LEADS IN AVERAGE (.367). RYAN HOWARD (PHI) LEADS IN HOMERUNS (33) AND RBI’S (103). BRANDON WEBB (AZ) LEADS IN WINS (17). JAKE PEAVY (SD) LEADS IN ERA (2.61). BRIAN WILSON (SF) LEADS IN SAVES (32).

PRO BASKETBALL
IN THE OLYMPICS, THE USA DEF. ANGOLA 97-76 TO GO TO 3-0 SO FAR IN THE OLYMPICS.

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS SIGN JOHN LYNCH TO A 1 YEAR $1,500,000 CONTRACT. IN PRESEASON ACTION, THE BUFFALO BILLS DEF. THE STEELERS 24-21. QB TRENT EDWARDS FOR BUFFALO WENT 9/11 WITH 104 YARDS AND 2 TD’S. PHILADELPHIA DEF. CAROLINA 24-13. FOR PHILLY, RB TONY HUNT HAD 79 YARDS AND A TD ON 5 CARRIES.

PRO WRESTLING

NONE AS OF NOW.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Sports Report 8/13/08

8/13/08 - SPORTS REPORT

MY BASEBALL PICCS FOR WEDNESDAY WERE 11-5. MY PICCS FOR THE WEEK ARE 23-16-59%.

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
BOSTON AQUIRED PITCHER PAUL BYRD FROM CLEVELAND FOR A PLAYER TO BE NAMED LATER. THIS IS HUGE FOR THE RED SOX PITCHING STAFF.

IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, MINNESOTA DEF. THE YANKEES 4-2. JOE NATHAN GOT HIS 32ND SAVE OF THE SEASON. BOSTON DEF. TEXAS 8-4. JOHN LESTER GOT HIS 11TH WIN OF THE SEASON (11-4) FOR BOSTON. FOR TEXAS, MILTON BRADLEY HIT HIS 20TH HOMER OF THE YEAR AND IAN KINSLER HIT HIS 17TH OF THE YEAR. BALTIMORE DEF. CLEVELAND 6-1. FOR BALTIMORE, AUBREY HUFF HIT HIS 25TH HOMER OF THE YEAR. TORONTO DEF. DETROIT 4-3. MY WHITE SOX DEF. KANSAS CITY AGAIN BY SHUTOUT 4-0. MARK BUEHRLE GOT HIS 10TH WIN OF THE YEAR (10-10). THIS WIN WILL KEEP THE WHITE SOX ATOP THE AL CENTRAL. SEATTLE DEF. THE ANGELS 10-7 IN 12 INNINGS. FOR THE ANGELS, MARK TEIXEIRA HIT HIS 23RD AND 24TH HOMER OF THE YEAR. RAUL IBANEZ FOR SEATTLE HIT HIS 19TH HOMERUN. TAMPA BAY DEF. OAKLAND 3-2. FOR TAMPA BAY, ANDY SONNANSTINE GOT HIS 12TH WIN OF THE YEAR (12-6). TROY PERCIVAL GOT HIS 27TH SAVE OF THE YEAR. CARLOS PENA HIT HIS 22ND HOMERUN OF THE SEASON.

IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, THE CUBS WON GAME ONE OF A DOUBLE HEADER WITH ATLANTA 10-2. JIM EDMONDS HIT HIS 16TH HOMERUN OF THE YEAR FOR THE CUBS AND GEOVANY SOTO HIT HIS 18TH. IN GAME TWO, THE CUBS SHUT OUT ATLANTA 8-0. RICH HARDEN GOT HIS 7TH WIN OF THE YEAR (7-2). PITTSBURGH DEF. CINCINNATI 5-2. THE METS DEF. WASHINGTON 12-0. JOHN MAINE GOT HIS 10TH WIN OF THE SEASON (10-7) FOR THE METS. ST. LOUIS DEF. FLORIDA 6-4. HOUSTON DEF. SAN FRANCISCO 6-2. COLORADO UPSETS ARIZONA 6-5. MILWAUKEE DEF. SAN DIEGO 7-1. CC SABATHIA HAS REMAINED A PERFECT 7-0 SINCE JOINING MILWAUKEE. HIS OVERALL RECORD FOR THE YEAR IS 13-8.PRINCE FIELDER HIT HIS 28TH HOMERUN FOR MILWAUKEE. MILWAUKEE IS ON A 8 GAME WINNING STREAK! THE DODGERS DEF. PHILADELPHIA 7-6 BEHIND A 9TH INNING HOMERUN BY NOMAR GARCIAPARA (6), WHICH HAS NOW PUSHED THE DODGERS INTO FIRST PLACE IN THE NL WEST OVER ARIZONA. MANNY RAMIREZ ALSO HIT ANOTHER HOMER (25). FOR PHILADELPHIA, RYAN HOWARD HIT HIS 33RD HOMERUN OF THE SEASON.

THE PLAYOFF RACE LOOKS LIKE THIS…IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, THE EAST IS STILL BEING LED BY TAMPA BAY BY 3 GAMES OVER BOSTON. HOWEVA, WITH A FEW KEY INJURIES TO TAMPA’S LINEUP, I PREDICT THAT BOSTON WILL TAKE OVER THIS DIVISION BY THE END OF NEXT WEEK. IN THE CENTRAL, THE HOT POTATOE GAME CONTINUES WITH MY WHITE SOX HOLDING A ½ GAME LEAD OVER THE TWINS. IN THE WEST, OF COURSE THE ANGELS IS DOMINATING AS USUAL. THEY HOLD A 15 GAME LEAD OVER TEXAS. BOSTON DOES HOLD THE AL WILD CARD AT THIS POINT, FOLLOWED BY MINNESOTA.

MY OPINION: WHEN IT COMES TO THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, THE AL EAST IS FUNNY. I THINK BOSTON WILL TAKEOVER. IN THE CENTRAL, OF COURSE I BELIEVE MY WHITE SOX WILL WIN THE DIVISION. THE WEST IS OWNED BY THE ANGELS. I THINK TAMPA BAY OR THE YANKEES WILL END UP WITH THE WILD CARD. TO BE HONEST, I STILL THINK THAT THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WILL EITHER BE THE WHITE SOX OR THE ANGELS IN THE WORLD SERIES. I WOULD BE A LIAR HOWEVA IF I SAID THAT PART OF ME DIDN’T WANNA SEE MANNY RAMIREZ VS BOSTON IN THE SERIES. I WOULD LOVE THAT IF MY WHITE SOX DON’T WIN THE SERIES.

IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, THE NL EAST HAS GOT CO-LEADERS. THE METS AND PHILADELPHIA ARE TIED FOR THE DIVISION LEAD WITH FLORIDA ONLY 1 ½ GAMES BEHIND. WOW, WHAT A DIVISION. THE CENTRAL IS STILL LED BY THE CUBS OVER MILWAUKEE BY 3 ½ GAMES. MILWAUKEE HAS GOTTEN HOT RECENTLY WINNING 8 IN A ROW HOWEVER. IN THE WEST, WE HAVE ANOTHER TIE FOR THE DIVISION LEAD BETWEEN ARIZONA AND THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS. THE WILDCARD BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE.

MY OPINION: WOW..THE NL HAS SOME TIGHT RACES. THE NL EAST IS TOUGH TO PICC RIGHT NOW. I GOTTA SAY PHILLY BECAUSE OF THEIR POWER, BUT THE METS HAVE A HELL OF A SQUAD TOO. IM NOT SURE WHAT IS GOIN DOWN IN THA EAST RIGHT NOW. THE CUBS AND MILWAUKEE RACE IN THE CENTRAL IS DEFINATLY HEATING UP. I STILL THINK THAT THA CUBS WILL PULL IT OUT AND MILWAUKEE WILL GET THA WILD CARD. THEY BOTH HAVE EXCELLENT PITCHING THIS YEAR. IN THE WEST, I THINK THE DODGERS WILL PULL IT OUT AND ARIZONA WILL END UP BEING LEFT OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS, AS FUCCED UP AS THAT SOUNDS. MANNY HAS BROUGHT A SPARK TO L.A. THAT I DON’T THINK CAN BE PUT OUT. I HONESTLY THINK THE CUBS ARE COMING OUT OF THE NL FOR A CHICAGO VS CHICAGO WORLD SERIES. HOWEVER, LIKE I PREVIOUSLY SAID…MANNY VS BOSTON WOULD BE GOOD TOO.

ON TOMORROWS SPORTS REPORT, I WILL UPDATE YOU ON THE LEAGUE LEADERS IN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.

PRO BASKETBALL
THE ATLANTA HAWKS SIGNED FREE AGENT POINT GUARD, FLIP MURRAY. TERMS OF THE DEAL WERE NOT ANNOUNCED. THERE WAS A TRADE IN THE NBA LAST NIGHT AS THE CLEVELAND CAVS WILL RECEIVE PG MO WILLIAMS FROM MILWAUKEE IN THE DEAL. CLEVELAND WILL SEND FORWARD JOE SMITH TO OAKLAHOMA CITY AND DAMON JONES TO MILWAUKEE. MILWAUKEE WILL GET PG LUKE RIDNOUR AND FORWARD ADRIAN GRIFFIN FROM OAKLAHOMA CITY. OAKLAHOMA CITY WILL GET DESMOND MASON FROM MILWAUKEE. FOR THOSE OF YALL THAT DON’T KNOW, OAKLAHOMA CITY STILL HAS NO NICC NAME AND IS FORMERLY THE SEATTLE SUPERSONICS.

IN THE OLYMPICS, TEAM USA IS UP ON GREECE 69-52 WITH 1:52 TO PLAY IN THE 3RD QUARTER…I WILL HAVE THE FINAL RESULTS OF THIS GAME IN MY SPORTS REPORT TOMORROW.

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
THE DENVER BRONCOS SIGNED DEFENSIVE BACK TYRONE POOLE. TO MAKE ROOM, DENVER RELEASED CB CHRISTIAN MORTON.

PRO WRESTLING
I GOT THE TNA TAPINGS RESULTS FOR THE SHOW WHICH IS TO BE AIRED THURSDAY NIGHT.
TNA Impact Tapings for August 14
- The Motor City Machineguns & Consequences Creed defeated Super Eric, Shark Boy & Curry Man.
- Christian Cage & Rhino defeated The Rock N' Rave Infection.
- Matt Morgan defeated Johnny Devine.
- Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal.
- TNA Knockouts Champion Taylor Wilde defeated Christy Hemme.
- Hernandez defeated James Storm.
- AJ Styles defeated Kurt Angle. During the match, the lights went out and and Angle had a black baseball bat when they came back on. When the lights went out a second time, Styles had a guitar and hit Angle with it to get the pinfall.
- Also announced on the taping by Jim Cornette was that a Four Way would take place in the main event at the No Surrender PPV next month on September 24 featuring Samoa Joe defending against three challengers. TNA will determine these three challengers on TV each week. Scheduled for tonight's taping to air next week is Booker T vs. Rhino in the first set of matches.
- TNA's website had listed Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash vs. Team 3D for last night's taping, but the match apparently didn't take place.

MY OPINION: I THINK THAT TNA IS BEING REALLY CORNY WITH THE STING AND JEFF JARRETT HYPES. THERE ARE MUCH BETTA WAYS TO DO THIS OTHER THAN USING THE BASEBALL BAT AND GUITAR ALL THA GOD DAMN TIME. I HATE VINCE RUSSO. AJ STYLES VS KURT ANGLE ALWAYS WILL BE A CLASSIC. THAT’S WHY IT DON’T NEED THAT CORNY SHIT TO GO ALONG WITH IT.


OOOOOOOOOH…I ALSO GOT THE TAPINGS RESULTS FOR 8/21/08.
TNA Impact Tapings for August 21
- Hernandez defeated Robert Roode.
- BG James & Eric Young defeated The Motor City Machineguns. After the match, Shelley shook hands with BG and Young. Sabin slaps BG and they brawl.
- Matt Morgan defeated Frankie Capone. After the match, Team 3D ran out and attacked Morgan. Abyss came out for the save.
- Booker T defeated Rhino to advance to the No Surrender main event on September 24.
- Consequences Creed defeated TNA X Division Champion Petey Williams via DQ when Sheik Abdul Bashir interfered. Petey argued with Bashir for interfering.
- Awesome Kong defeated Gail Kim in a Knockouts Street Fight. After the match, Gail's sister gets into the ring. Kong almost takes her out when ODB and Roxxi make the save.
- AJ Styles w/ TNA World Champion Samoa Joe defeated Kurt Angle w/ Booker T in a Ladder Match for Angle's Gold Medal. Both were on the ladder when the lights went out. Jeff Jarrett's music played and when the lights came on, Styles had a guitar and hit Angle with it.
Xplosion Matches:
- ODB & Roxxi defeated Rhaka Khan & Jacqueline.-
"Black Machismo" Jay Lethal defeated Johnny Devine.

MY OPINION: AJ STYLES GETTING ANGLE’S GOLD MEDAL…OOOOH…I LIKE THAT.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Sports Report 8/12/08

8/12/08 – SPORTS REPORT

MY BASEBALL PICCS FOR TUESDAY WERE 9-5, MAKING MY WEEKS TOTAL 12-11.

BASKETBALL
THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS HAVE RE-SIGNED ANDRE IGUOLDALA TO A 6 YEAR $80,000,000 CONTRACT. IN MY OPINION, THAT WAS THE MOVE THAT OFFICIALLY MADE THE SIXERS CONTENDERS AFTER SIGNING ELTON BRAND IN THE OFF SEASON. THE SIXERS STARTING FIVE IS LOOKIN PRETTY MUTHA FUCCIN GOOD TO ME. I PREDICT THEY WILL BE IN THE TOP FOUR TEAMS IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE. NOW, ONTO THE OLYMPICS, WHERE THE USA DEF. ANGOLA 97-76 IN A GAME WHERE THEY WERE FAVORED TO WIN BY 44 POINTS…LIKE I TOLD TRUTH, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN ANGOLA AND THE POINTS AND STILL WON. THE USA TEAM IS NOW 2-0. DEWAYNE WADE ONCE AGAIN LED ALL USA SCORERS WITH 19 POINTS. C. MORAIS HAD 24 POINTS AND 10 TURNOVERS FOR ANGOLA. SPAIN IS THE ONLY OTHER 2-0 TEAM. THE LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS HAVE SIGNED PG JASON WILLIAMS TO A 1 YEAR DEAL.

BASEBALL
THE TIGERS PUT GARY SHEFFIELD ON WAIVERS!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING? THEN, WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY SIGN PITCHER FREDDY GARCIA. CRAZY ASS TIGERS. NOW ONTO THE ACTION FOR TUESDAY NIGHT. IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, BOSTON DEF. TEXAS 19-17 IN A WILD ASS GAME. ITS SAFE TO SAY THAT DAVID ORTIZ IS BACC IN THE GROOVE, AS HE HIT TWO HOMERS (15,16) AS DID KEVIN YOUKILIS (21,22) FOR BOSTON. ORTIZ ALSO HAD 6 RBI AND 4 RUNS SCORED IN THE GAME AS HE WENT 3-4. JONATHAN PAPELBON ALSO GOT HIS 32ND SAVE FOR BOSTON. CLEVELAND DEF. BALTIMORE 7-5. TORONTO DEF. DETROIT 6-4. AJ BURNETT GOT HIS 15TH WIN OF THE SEASON (15-9) FOR TORONTO. FOR THE TIGERS, ON THE DAY HE WAS PUT ON WAIVERS, GARY SHEFFIELD HIT TWO HOMERS (11,12). THE YANKEES DEF. MINNESOTA 9-6. ALEX RODRIGUEZ HIT HIS 27TH HOMERUN FOR THE YANKEES. THANK YOU YANKEES FOR BEATING THE TWINS. I NEEDED THAT. WHY? BECAUSE MY WHITE SOX DEF. KANSAS CITY 9-0. JERMAINE DYE HIT HIS 28TH HOMERUN FOR MY SOX. JAVIER VASQUEZ HAD 10 STRIKEOUTS ON HIS WAY TO HIS 9TH WIN (9-10). THAT ONCE AGAIN TRANSFERS THE LEAD IN THE AL CENTRAL TO A ½ GAME AHEAD FOR MY WHITE SOX! THE ANGELS DEF. SEATTLE 7-3. VLADIMIR GUERRERO HIT HIS 22ND HOMER OF THE YEAR, JON GARLAND GOT HIS 11TH WIN OF THE YEAR (11-7), AND FRANCISCO RODRIGUEZ GOT HIS 46TH SAVE FOR THE ANGELS. OAKLAND GOT THE UPSET OVER TAMPA BAY 2-1.

IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, THE CUBS AND ATLANTA GOT RAINED OUT AND POSTPONED. CINCINNATI DEF. PITTSBURGH 5-1. EDINSON VOLQUEZ GOT HIS 14TH WIN FOR CINCY (14-5) AND BRANDON PHILLIPS HIT HIS 18TH HOMERUN. THE METS DEF. WASHINGTON 4-3. JOHAN SANTANA GOT HIS 10TH WIN FOR THE METS (10-7). FLORIDA DEF. ST. LOUIS 4-3. HANLEY RAMIREZ HIT HIS 26TH HOMERUN FOR THE MARLINS AND KEVIN GREGG GOT HIS 26TH SAVE. HOUSTON DEF. SAN FRANCISCO 12-4. FOR HOUSTON, LANCE BERKMAN HIT HIS 24TH HOMERUN. ARIZONA DEF. COLORADO 4-2. RANDY JOHNSON GOT HIS 10TH WIN FOR ARIZONA (10-8). BRANDON LYON GOT HIS 25TH SAVE FOR ARIZONA. MILWAUKEE DEF. SAN DIEGO 5-2. PRINCE FIELDER HIT HIS 27TH HOMER OF THE YEAR FOR MILWAUKEE. SOLOMON TORRES GOT HIS 23RD SAVE OF THE SEASON. THE DODGERS DEF. PHILADELPHIA 4-3. CHASE UTLEY HIT HIS 30TH HOMER OF THEY YEAR FOR PHILLY.

FOOTBALL
THE ARIZONA CARDINALS SIGN FORMER 49ERS LINEBACKER, BRANDON MOORE TO A 1 YEAR DEAL. MIAMI RELEASES KICCER, JAY FEELY. OTHER THAN THESE MOVES, NOTHING BIG HAPPENED IN THE NFL AT ALL OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT PLEXICO BURRESS FINALLY PRACTICED FOR MY GIANTS.

PRO WRESTLING
Lets get to the ECW on Sci Fi show for Tuesday Night…

ECW on Sci-Fi
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August 12, 2008
Tommy Dreamer def. Colin Delaney
Evan Bourne def. Bam Neely
Finlay def. Armando Estrada
John Morrison & The Miz def. ECW Champion Mark Henry & Matt Hardy